Rank |
Problem |
Episode |
Votes |
+ |
- |
1 |
Anti-Vaxxers |
21 |
12014 |
 |
 |
2 |
Social Justice Warriors (SJW) |
57 |
10784 |
 |
 |
3 |
Female Genital Mutilation |
13 |
10774 |
 |
 |
4 |
Slacktivists |
11 |
10483 |
 |
 |
5 |
Militarized Police |
15 |
10325 |
 |
 |
6 |
Engineering Sexism |
27 |
8630 |
 |
 |
7 |
Conspiracy Dipshits |
5 |
8477 |
 |
 |
8 |
Armchair Psychologists |
7 |
7301 |
 |
 |
9 |
Hunger |
31 |
6594 |
 |
 |
10 |
Outrage Porn |
18 |
5984 |
 |
 |
11 |
Celebrity Worship |
29 |
5809 |
 |
 |
12 |
Other N-words |
3 |
5627 |
 |
 |
13 |
The Nuremberg Defense |
12 |
5096 |
 |
 |
14 |
Well-Intentioned Idiots |
44 |
4745 |
 |
 |
15 |
Beats By Dre |
13 |
4629 |
 |
 |
16 |
Obesity |
48 |
4494 |
 |
 |
17 |
Pyramid Schemes / Herbalife |
25 |
4402 |
 |
 |
18 |
Transportation Security Administration (TSA) |
18 |
4286 |
 |
 |
19 |
Student Loans |
42 |
4183 |
 |
 |
20 |
Loud Muffler Douchebags |
36 |
4169 |
 |
 |
21 |
Diamonds |
26 |
4067 |
 |
 |
22 |
Airline Surcharges |
28 |
3988 |
 |
 |
23 |
Data Caps |
66 |
3936 |
 |
 |
24 |
Wage Gap Truthers |
49 |
3913 |
 |
 |
25 |
Movie Ratings |
9 |
3841 |
 |
 |
26 |
People who can't eat spicy food |
6 |
3818 |
 |
 |
27 |
Horoscopes |
2 |
3739 |
 |
 |
28 |
Facebook Satire Tags |
15 |
3564 |
 |
 |
29 |
AIDS |
19 |
3471 |
 |
 |
30 |
Shame Shaming |
9 |
3462 |
 |
 |
31 |
Nepotism |
17 |
3445 |
 |
 |
32 |
The Huffington Post |
44 |
3392 |
 |
 |
33 |
Self-Defeating Thoughts |
67 |
3383 |
 |
 |
34 |
Anti-Intellectualism |
58 |
3282 |
 |
 |
35 |
Drones |
10 |
3248 |
 |
 |
36 |
Game Post-Purchases |
16 |
3239 |
 |
 |
37 |
Toms Shoes |
21 |
3213 |
 |
 |
38 |
Wage Theft |
61 |
3139 |
 |
 |
39 |
Pedophiles |
30 |
3122 |
 |
 |
40 |
Facebook |
27 |
3091 |
 |
 |
41 |
Priests |
10 |
3069 |
 |
 |
42 |
People Who Don't Value Science |
62 |
3056 |
 |
 |
43 |
Parents Television Council |
17 |
2920 |
 |
 |
44 |
Ebola Alarmists |
23 |
2905 |
 |
 |
45 |
Cold Lasers |
16 |
2892 |
 |
 |
46 |
Burnt Popcorn |
75 |
2886 |
 |
 |
47 |
iPhone 6 |
20 |
2813 |
 |
 |
48 |
Hipsters |
29 |
2799 |
 |
 |
49 |
California Drought Dickbags |
22 |
2793 |
 |
 |
50 |
Monkey Copyrights |
13 |
2777 |
 |
 |
51 |
Penis Injuries |
45 |
2765 |
 |
 |
52 |
Bro-Downs |
29 |
2759 |
 |
 |
53 |
Unexpected Guests |
50 |
2754 |
 |
 |
54 |
Game Pre-Purchases |
16 |
2738 |
 |
 |
55 |
Car Insurance |
5 |
2716 |
 |
 |
56 |
Audio Engineers Deleting Podcasts |
31 |
2677 |
 |
 |
57 |
Manspreading Discontent |
35 |
2677 |
 |
 |
58 |
Unsolicited Advice |
44 |
2661 |
 |
 |
59 |
People Who Don't Curb Their Dogs |
26 |
2648 |
 |
 |
60 |
Utah |
45 |
2630 |
 |
 |
61 |
Non-apologies |
6 |
2620 |
 |
 |
62 |
Ghostbusting the Patriarchy |
38 |
2619 |
 |
 |
63 |
Not Enough Black Friday Violence |
28 |
2606 |
 |
 |
64 |
Hippies |
22 |
2593 |
 |
 |
65 |
Mars One |
45 |
2535 |
 |
 |
66 |
Transgendered MMA Fighters |
20 |
2531 |
 |
 |
67 |
Stonewalling Vegans |
71 |
2525 |
 |
 |
68 |
Shitty Dads |
57 |
2508 |
 |
 |
69 |
Terrorism |
70 |
2480 |
 |
 |
70 |
Guys Who Need to Get Laid |
4 |
2459 |
 |
 |
71 |
Bacon Worship |
48 |
2420 |
 |
 |
72 |
Rose Peddlers |
39 |
2400 |
 |
 |
73 |
Valentine's Day |
39 |
2395 |
 |
 |
74 |
Fit Shaming |
42 |
2383 |
 |
 |
75 |
Loud Talkers |
45 |
2374 |
 |
 |
76 |
Teleology |
56 |
2370 |
 |
 |
77 |
Perfectionism |
54 |
2355 |
 |
 |
78 |
Domestic Violence |
90 |
2320 |
 |
 |
79 |
Bad Haircuts |
78 |
2305 |
 |
 |
80 |
Newscasterbation |
40 |
2304 |
 |
 |
81 |
Type 2 Diabetes |
38 |
2302 |
 |
 |
82 |
Honor Killings |
56 |
2274 |
 |
 |
83 |
Ethnic Cleansing |
40 |
2268 |
 |
 |
84 |
College |
4 |
2248 |
 |
 |
85 |
Shitty Passengers |
17 |
2222 |
 |
 |
86 |
Witch Alarmists |
24 |
2221 |
 |
 |
87 |
Reefer Madness |
49 |
2200 |
 |
 |
88 |
Not Enough Toilets |
88 |
2188 |
 |
 |
89 |
Earthquakes |
51 |
2186 |
 |
 |
90 |
Shitting After You Shower |
80 |
2169 |
 |
 |
91 |
Cheating |
67 |
2165 |
 |
 |
92 |
Daylight Saving Time |
82 |
2161 |
 |
 |
93 |
Crying |
1 |
2157 |
 |
 |
94 |
Not Enough Organ Donors |
81 |
2124 |
 |
 |
95 |
Piss Driblets |
64 |
2090 |
 |
 |
96 |
Chump Syndrome |
43 |
2087 |
 |
 |
97 |
Pennies |
25 |
2086 |
 |
 |
98 |
Lesser Minds |
34 |
2065 |
 |
 |
99 |
Non-Porn Porn |
36 |
2020 |
 |
 |
100 |
People Texting in Public Walkways |
61 |
2001 |
 |
 |
101 |
Food Waste |
91 |
1982 |
 |
 |
102 |
Detox Diets |
34 |
1980 |
 |
 |
103 |
Meetings |
23 |
1960 |
 |
 |
104 |
High School Prom |
50 |
1950 |
 |
 |
105 |
"Not all blank" Knee-Jerks |
79 |
1927 |
 |
 |
106 |
Infantilism |
64 |
1926 |
 |
 |
107 |
Trans Fats / Partially Hydrogenated Oils |
62 |
1924 |
 |
 |
108 |
Friend-Zoned Pussies |
73 |
1921 |
 |
 |
109 |
Sony |
32 |
1902 |
 |
 |
110 |
The Virginity Stigma |
77 |
1876 |
 |
 |
111 |
The Plastic Bag Ban |
2 |
1854 |
 |
 |
112 |
Bad Blowjobs |
53 |
1846 |
 |
 |
113 |
Recently Enlightened People |
41 |
1844 |
 |
 |
114 |
Webby Awards |
8 |
1838 |
 |
 |
115 |
Filter Bubbles |
85 |
1827 |
 |
 |
116 |
Affluenza |
89 |
1806 |
 |
 |
117 |
People Who Can't Cook |
68 |
1799 |
 |
 |
118 |
Losing Your Cell Phone |
47 |
1787 |
 |
 |
119 |
Backseat Drivers |
87 |
1766 |
 |
 |
120 |
Flat Tires |
19 |
1756 |
 |
 |
121 |
Toddlers |
68 |
1752 |
 |
 |
122 |
Psychics |
53 |
1751 |
 |
 |
123 |
Hoverboard Hoaxes |
65 |
1735 |
 |
 |
124 |
Paralysis |
71 |
1730 |
 |
 |
125 |
Made In China |
33 |
1713 |
 |
 |
126 |
Black Income Disparity |
38 |
1696 |
 |
 |
127 |
Snapchats of Not Tits |
23 |
1675 |
 |
 |
128 |
Vine Stars |
46 |
1673 |
 |
 |
129 |
Buying Christmas Gifts |
32 |
1661 |
 |
 |
130 |
Initiating a Conversation |
62 |
1642 |
 |
 |
131 |
Human Robots |
72 |
1637 |
 |
 |
132 |
Unappreciated Artists |
90 |
1605 |
 |
 |
133 |
The Inability to Disconfirm |
82 |
1592 |
 |
 |
134 |
Death |
65 |
1585 |
 |
 |
135 |
Zealots |
79 |
1584 |
 |
 |
136 |
Presenteeism |
86 |
1569 |
 |
 |
137 |
Pregnancy |
55 |
1556 |
 |
 |
138 |
Selfie Stick |
59 |
1521 |
 |
 |
139 |
Fake Lawns |
26 |
1494 |
 |
 |
140 |
The Movie Frozen |
7 |
1481 |
 |
 |
141 |
Marriage |
5 |
1479 |
 |
 |
142 |
Pathogenic Bacteria |
74 |
1459 |
 |
 |
143 |
Global Warming |
8 |
1450 |
 |
 |
144 |
Friend-Zone Opportunists |
74 |
1440 |
 |
 |
145 |
Soy |
57 |
1439 |
 |
 |
146 |
Hunting Cry Babies |
64 |
1438 |
 |
 |
147 |
Superbugs |
42 |
1435 |
 |
 |
148 |
Disney |
87 |
1432 |
 |
 |
149 |
Gossip |
51 |
1405 |
 |
 |
150 |
Indignant Drivers |
9 |
1404 |
 |
 |
151 |
Helping Friends Move |
63 |
1348 |
 |
 |
152 |
Slippery Slope Arguments |
82 |
1339 |
 |
 |
153 |
Hyphenated Names |
12 |
1332 |
 |
 |
154 |
Zombie Apocalypse Planners |
76 |
1316 |
 |
 |
155 |
Confirmation Bias |
92 |
1316 |
 |
 |
156 |
Ants |
64 |
1313 |
 |
 |
157 |
Poly-Evangelists |
69 |
1308 |
 |
 |
158 |
Hiccups |
60 |
1305 |
 |
 |
159 |
Everyone Needs to Lose 20 Pounds |
3 |
1297 |
 |
 |
160 |
Geriatric Action Heroes |
83 |
1261 |
 |
 |
161 |
Spoiler Cry Babies |
43 |
1260 |
 |
 |
162 |
Income Tax |
48 |
1243 |
 |
 |
163 |
Star Wars Prequel Apologists |
83 |
1241 |
 |
 |
164 |
Last Call |
88 |
1217 |
 |
 |
165 |
Envy / Jealousy |
85 |
1213 |
 |
 |
166 |
Concussions |
85 |
1191 |
 |
 |
167 |
Sandy Hook Conspiracy Dipshits |
86 |
1190 |
 |
 |
168 |
Tractors Pulling Out In Front Of You |
55 |
1179 |
 |
 |
169 |
No One Teaches You How To Have Sex Good |
91 |
1178 |
 |
 |
170 |
Human Driving Directions |
81 |
1160 |
 |
 |
171 |
People Who Complain About Being Cold All The Time |
54 |
1142 |
 |
 |
172 |
Home Schooling |
84 |
1123 |
 |
 |
173 |
Babies |
18 |
1121 |
 |
 |
174 |
Internet Addiction |
92 |
1111 |
 |
 |
175 |
Automatic Hand Dryers |
38 |
1110 |
 |
 |
176 |
Addiction |
100 |
1106 |
 |
 |
177 |
Neil deGrasse Tyson |
11 |
1076 |
 |
 |
178 |
Elf on the Shelf |
84 |
1065 |
 |
 |
179 |
Shitting Your Pants |
74 |
1053 |
 |
 |
180 |
Hotdog Truthers |
42 |
1031 |
 |
 |
181 |
Flowers |
51 |
1028 |
 |
 |
182 |
Hangovers |
34 |
995 |
 |
 |
183 |
Street Art Abolitionists |
87 |
988 |
 |
 |
184 |
Sleep Deprivation |
95 |
979 |
 |
 |
185 |
Hay Fever |
41 |
979 |
 |
 |
186 |
Prank Bros |
97 |
976 |
 |
 |
187 |
Too Much Star Wars Merchandise |
83 |
973 |
 |
 |
188 |
Mosquitoes |
102 |
964 |
 |
 |
189 |
Automatic Sensors |
53 |
959 |
 |
 |
190 |
Speech Recognition |
55 |
945 |
 |
 |
191 |
Decision Fatigue |
97 |
943 |
 |
 |
192 |
Armchair Economists |
52 |
940 |
 |
 |
193 |
No Fun League |
37 |
920 |
 |
 |
194 |
The War On Drugs |
101 |
919 |
 |
 |
195 |
Spending Too Much On Christmas Gifts |
85 |
916 |
 |
 |
196 |
First-Time Child Experts |
50 |
907 |
 |
 |
197 |
Shit |
66 |
905 |
 |
 |
198 |
Other People Shitting In Your Toilet Who Are Not You |
40 |
878 |
 |
 |
199 |
The Travel Bug |
37 |
877 |
 |
 |
200 |
Expensive Steak |
4 |
860 |
 |
 |
201 |
The Death of Phone Calls |
13 |
854 |
 |
 |
202 |
Humorless Stupid People |
103 |
827 |
 |
 |
203 |
Mandatory Holiday Shifts |
28 |
808 |
 |
 |
204 |
Facebook Video |
99 |
792 |
 |
 |
205 |
The Whole Virgin-Birth Thing |
32 |
791 |
 |
 |
206 |
Tipping |
104 |
787 |
 |
 |
207 |
New Year's Resolutions |
33 |
784 |
 |
 |
208 |
Not Enough Bartenders |
8 |
782 |
 |
 |
209 |
Cowardly Perverts |
77 |
774 |
 |
 |
210 |
Road Blockheads |
98 |
770 |
 |
 |
211 |
The Resolution Race |
7 |
765 |
 |
 |
212 |
Halloween Not Being Recognized as a National Holiday |
76 |
757 |
 |
 |
213 |
Bureaucracy |
104 |
742 |
 |
 |
214 |
Jury Duty |
36 |
735 |
 |
 |
215 |
Haters |
96 |
735 |
 |
 |
216 |
Slouching |
94 |
714 |
 |
 |
217 |
Pizza Snobs |
55 |
714 |
 |
 |
218 |
Burning Your Mouth On Hot Food |
92 |
713 |
 |
 |
219 |
Emoji |
15 |
689 |
 |
 |
220 |
Artificial Scarcity of Pretzel Buns |
71 |
688 |
 |
 |
221 |
The End of Shows |
107 |
645 |
 |
 |
222 |
People Who Don't Dress Up On Halloween |
24 |
640 |
 |
 |
223 |
Attention Deficit Disorder Diagnosis |
96 |
639 |
 |
 |
224 |
No Quality Singles |
69 |
617 |
 |
 |
225 |
Man Buns |
72 |
616 |
 |
 |
226 |
McDonald's |
66 |
615 |
 |
 |
227 |
Poor Gym Etiquette |
96 |
605 |
 |
 |
228 |
Murderers |
98 |
604 |
 |
 |
229 |
Bathroom Attendants |
41 |
591 |
 |
 |
230 |
Forest Fires |
54 |
589 |
 |
 |
231 |
Free Water Cups |
58 |
584 |
 |
 |
232 |
Asteroids |
100 |
574 |
 |
 |
233 |
Banging Your Funny Bone |
99 |
561 |
 |
 |
234 |
Acne |
98 |
554 |
 |
 |
235 |
Helicopter Parents |
102 |
553 |
 |
 |
236 |
Job Lynch Mobs |
102 |
553 |
 |
 |
237 |
Bottled Water |
95 |
510 |
 |
 |
238 |
Google Delegators |
93 |
502 |
 |
 |
239 |
Being Black |
93 |
500 |
 |
 |
240 |
Zombies |
76 |
499 |
 |
 |
241 |
Celebrity Prom Requests |
94 |
482 |
 |
 |
242 |
Superhero Obsession |
81 |
466 |
 |
 |
243 |
Twitter |
95 |
462 |
 |
 |
244 |
Ducking Autocorrect |
101 |
439 |
 |
 |
245 |
Lady Thor |
10 |
437 |
 |
 |
246 |
Women |
100 |
435 |
 |
 |
247 |
Ugly Christmas Sweater Parties |
32 |
435 |
 |
 |
248 |
Losing the Remote |
87 |
434 |
 |
 |
249 |
Not Enough Razor Blades In Candy |
24 |
400 |
 |
 |
250 |
Stoner Marketing |
61 |
392 |
 |
 |
251 |
Long Emails |
2 |
390 |
 |
 |
252 |
Bachelor Parties |
51 |
388 |
 |
 |
253 |
Receipts |
92 |
373 |
 |
 |
254 |
Adults Living With Their Parents |
94 |
345 |
 |
 |
255 |
The Netflix "Are you still watching?" Button |
56 |
344 |
 |
 |
256 |
The Texting Batter's Box |
103 |
334 |
 |
 |
257 |
Lines |
81 |
288 |
 |
 |
258 |
Guys Asking Other Guys About Their Dogs |
1 |
287 |
 |
 |
259 |
The Golem Effect |
101 |
276 |
 |
 |
260 |
The Pronoun "They" |
43 |
275 |
 |
 |
261 |
People Who Don't Understand Social Cues |
14 |
227 |
 |
 |
262 |
Fuckface Donald Trump |
80 |
216 |
 |
 |
263 |
Anti-Cyclists |
12 |
201 |
 |
 |
264 |
No Fumar |
59 |
188 |
 |
 |
265 |
The Pope |
73 |
184 |
 |
 |
266 |
Voicemail |
103 |
183 |
 |
 |
267 |
Bits |
97 |
180 |
 |
 |
268 |
Wine Snobs |
14 |
165 |
 |
 |
269 |
Ham-fisted Video Game Stories |
70 |
151 |
 |
 |
270 |
Goofy Lightsabers |
30 |
145 |
 |
 |
271 |
Families |
1 |
84 |
 |
 |
272 |
Post-Credit Scenes |
104 |
81 |
 |
 |
273 |
Gourmet Dog Food |
31 |
44 |
 |
 |
274 |
Overpriced Vintage Clothing |
37 |
36 |
 |
 |
275 |
Bumper Stickers |
95 |
17 |
 |
 |
276 |
Burlesque Dancers |
27 |
0 |
 |
 |
277 |
Know-it-all Masseuses |
11 |
-2 |
 |
 |
278 |
Monkeys |
3 |
-19 |
 |
 |
279 |
Political Satire |
99 |
-42 |
 |
 |
280 |
Undercooked Rice |
29 |
-48 |
 |
 |
281 |
Sex With The Ex |
39 |
-64 |
 |
 |
282 |
Overpopulation Alarmists |
97 |
-71 |
 |
 |
283 |
Bicyclers |
52 |
-130 |
 |
 |
284 |
Getting Too High |
49 |
-138 |
 |
 |
285 |
Junk In The Trunk |
98 |
-140 |
 |
 |
286 |
Maddox Gets No Credit |
14 |
-140 |
 |
 |
287 |
People Who Talk About Their Dreams |
89 |
-146 |
 |
 |
288 |
Nerd Culture |
40 |
-149 |
 |
 |
289 |
People Who Complain About What Others Are Doing On Social Media |
42 |
-176 |
 |
 |
290 |
Smart Phone Fact Finding Fuckheads |
44 |
-178 |
 |
 |
291 |
The Washington Redskins Controversy |
19 |
-179 |
 |
 |
292 |
Tinder |
2 |
-226 |
 |
 |
293 |
Unfair Internet Bans |
78 |
-257 |
 |
 |
294 |
The BBC |
46 |
-271 |
 |
 |
295 |
Q-Tips |
91 |
-282 |
 |
 |
296 |
The Female Orgasm |
69 |
-290 |
 |
 |
297 |
Audiophiles |
30 |
-352 |
 |
 |
298 |
Crickets |
90 |
-380 |
 |
 |
299 |
Christmas Trees |
84 |
-405 |
 |
 |
300 |
Cop Motorcycle Fairings |
25 |
-414 |
 |
 |
301 |
People Who Turn Left |
43 |
-434 |
 |
 |
302 |
Chatty Uber Drivers |
23 |
-449 |
 |
 |
303 |
Wallets |
93 |
-575 |
 |
 |
304 |
Haunts |
76 |
-585 |
 |
 |
305 |
Kid Prison |
44 |
-697 |
 |
 |
306 |
People Who Love To Sleep |
40 |
-732 |
 |
 |
307 |
High Heels |
56 |
-818 |
 |
 |
308 |
Dropbox / Cloud Storage |
63 |
-854 |
 |
 |
309 |
Lottery Winners |
88 |
-913 |
 |
 |
310 |
"Wash Me" |
47 |
-952 |
 |
 |
311 |
Self-Checkout Lanes |
8 |
-993 |
 |
 |
312 |
Changing Your Sheets |
36 |
-1022 |
 |
 |
313 |
Spooning Victims |
78 |
-1026 |
 |
 |
314 |
Catcalling |
25 |
-1051 |
 |
 |
315 |
Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey |
19 |
-1106 |
 |
 |
316 |
Table Nazis |
5 |
-1136 |
 |
 |
317 |
Too Long Shorts |
67 |
-1182 |
 |
 |
318 |
Condoms |
6 |
-1186 |
 |
 |
319 |
Spiderwoman's Ass |
15 |
-1363 |
 |
 |
320 |
Nut-hugging Android Fanboy Cheerleaders Who'd Rather Jerk Off Over Stats and Features in their Basement Than Talk To People in Real Life |
21 |
-1435 |
 |
 |
321 |
Horses |
60 |
-1574 |
 |
 |
322 |
Sharks |
60 |
-1658 |
 |
 |
323 |
Having Sex In Weird Places |
43 |
-1705 |
 |
 |
324 |
Love |
39 |
-1745 |
 |
 |
325 |
Leaving Your Fly Open |
9 |
-1767 |
 |
 |
326 |
Walking |
82 |
-1963 |
 |
 |
327 |
Chaise Sofas |
26 |
-2014 |
 |
 |
328 |
Shy People / Introverts |
7 |
-2057 |
 |
 |
329 |
Dogs |
4 |
-2098 |
 |
 |
330 |
Snakes |
28 |
-2149 |
 |
 |
331 |
Indignant Co-hosts |
10 |
-2292 |
 |
 |
332 |
America Sucks at Soccer |
6 |
-2355 |
 |
 |
333 |
Jennifer Lawrence's Tits |
17 |
-2524 |
 |
 |
334 |
French Bread |
60 |
-2680 |
 |
 |
335 |
Guardians of the Galaxy |
47 |
-2854 |
 |
 |
336 |
Satire |
35 |
-3086 |
 |
 |
337 |
Libertarian Theory |
75 |
-3314 |
 |
 |
338 |
Too Much Swearing |
12 |
-3757 |
 |
 |
339 |
The Concept of a Home Owner's Association As The Perfect Representation of a Libertarian Government Which Dick Insists It's Not So Vote It Down |
75 |
-3900 |
 |
 |
340 |
Maddox |
1 |
-4156 |
 |
 |
341 |
Missing Your Fantasy Football Draft |
16 |
-4257 |
 |
 |
342 |
Fries |
11 |
-4721 |
 |
 |
343 |
Tesla |
3 |
-5309 |
 |
 |
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