Episode 38 Transcript courtesy of Megan Pennock
|Ghostbusting the Patriarchy||2618|
|Type 2 Diabetes||2301|
|Black Income Disparity||1697|
|Automatic Hand Dryers||1111|
|See All the Problems...|
If you haven’t listened to these episodes past the outro, you’re missing out–bro. we’ve been adding extra voicemail to the end of each episode. This time a fan, Tim Johns, sent in a “spicy erotic audio book” clip called “Changing the Sheets.” It’s an erotic adventure starring yours truly, Dick and a special Boisterous cameo.
Also, prepare to be bummed out with a real problem. You idiots got what you asked for. Dick has a great problem for wrong reasons (full disclosure: opinion just expressed is not necessarily that of Dick’s), and I make a strong case for why automatic hand dryers are a bigger problem than diabetes. That is, unless you don’t think going deaf and breathing gallons of bacteria into your lungs is a problem.
CNN – Black and White inequality stats
CNN – The stat that made Sean do a double take
Restroomdirect – Hand dryer noise levels
Tork.com – Hand dryers increase bacteria-forming colonies on hands by up to 254% according to a University of Westminster study
Here is Tim Johns’ erotic masterpiece “Changing The Sheets” without the commentary track.