Episode 43 Transcript courtesy of Laurie Foster
The Biggest Problem in the Universe – LIVE #3 of 4:
Vote on the problems below:
| Chump Syndrome | 2085 |  |
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 Spoiler Cry Babies |
1262 | |
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| The Pronoun "They" |
274 | |
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| People Who Turn Left | -432 | |
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| Having Sex In Weird Places |
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| See All the Problems... | |||
Spoiler alert: if you care about spoilers, you’re an idiot and your children won’t get into a good college. In this episode, I make a case for how left turns cause terrorism and Dick reminisces about his man and the Duke & Dutchess of weed. Speaking of, here are a few of those Sean memes:
Thanks to @HeroGreg
Watch LIVE Episode #3 by clicking on the link I mentioned eight words ago in this sentence. Three down, one to go.
Thumbnail credit:
Jack Tubbs
Here are the pictures of fat people made skinny from Reddit’s FatsoShop thread:
Thanks to Harry’s for sponsoring this episode. Use the code biggestproblem when checking out to save $5 off your purchase and it’ll help our show.
Here’s the dashcam footage that listener Zach Garness sent in where a car loses control and fishtails (probably turning left) while he was listening to The Biggest Problem in the Universe in the background:
And here’s Wauterboi’s song we played at the end of this episode.
Finally, Bonus Episode 5 and the great Oculus Rift debate is now available on iTunes.
Sources:
PubMed – Manuka honey shits all over Dick’s superbug problem. Maybe.
USA Today – No left turn: Companies try to save fuel as prices rise
Washington Post – The case for almost never turning left while driving
Bloomberg – UPS Makes no left turns in quest to deliver sustainability
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