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1 Anti-Vaxxers 21 12014
2 Social Justice Warriors (SJW) 57 10784
3 Female Genital Mutilation 13 10776
4 Slacktivists 11 10483
5 Militarized Police 15 10327
6 Engineering Sexism 27 8631
7 Conspiracy Dipshits 5 8478
8 Armchair Psychologists 7 7302
9 Hunger 31 6596
10 Outrage Porn 18 5985
11 Celebrity Worship 29 5810
12 Other N-words 3 5628
13 The Nuremberg Defense 12 5097
14 Well-Intentioned Idiots 44 4746
15 Beats By Dre 13 4630
16 Obesity 48 4495
17 Pyramid Schemes / Herbalife 25 4402
18 Transportation Security Administration (TSA) 18 4286
19 Student Loans 42 4184
20 Loud Muffler Douchebags 36 4170
21 Diamonds 26 4068
22 Airline Surcharges 28 3988
23 Data Caps 66 3937
24 Wage Gap Truthers 49 3913
25 Movie Ratings 9 3841
26 People who can't eat spicy food 6 3819
27 Horoscopes 2 3739
28 Facebook Satire Tags 15 3564
29 AIDS 19 3471
30 Shame Shaming 9 3462
31 Nepotism 17 3445
32 The Huffington Post 44 3392
33 Self-Defeating Thoughts 67 3383
34 Anti-Intellectualism 58 3282
35 Drones 10 3249
36 Game Post-Purchases 16 3239
37 Toms Shoes 21 3213
38 Wage Theft 61 3139
39 Pedophiles 30 3122
40 Facebook 27 3091
41 Priests 10 3070
42 People Who Don't Value Science 62 3056
43 Parents Television Council 17 2920
44 Ebola Alarmists 23 2905
45 Cold Lasers 16 2892
46 Burnt Popcorn 75 2886
47 iPhone 6 20 2813
48 Hipsters 29 2799
49 California Drought Dickbags 22 2793
50 Monkey Copyrights 13 2777
51 Penis Injuries 45 2765
52 Bro-Downs 29 2759
53 Unexpected Guests 50 2754
54 Game Pre-Purchases 16 2738
55 Car Insurance 5 2716
56 Audio Engineers Deleting Podcasts 31 2677
57 Manspreading Discontent 35 2677
58 Unsolicited Advice 44 2661
59 People Who Don't Curb Their Dogs 26 2648
60 Utah 45 2630
61 Non-apologies 6 2620
62 Ghostbusting the Patriarchy 38 2619
63 Not Enough Black Friday Violence 28 2607
64 Hippies 22 2593
65 Mars One 45 2535
66 Transgendered MMA Fighters 20 2531
67 Stonewalling Vegans 71 2525
68 Shitty Dads 57 2508
69 Terrorism 70 2480
70 Guys Who Need to Get Laid 4 2459
71 Bacon Worship 48 2420
72 Rose Peddlers 39 2400
73 Valentine's Day 39 2395
74 Fit Shaming 42 2383
75 Loud Talkers 45 2374
76 Teleology 56 2370
77 Perfectionism 54 2355
78 Domestic Violence 90 2320
79 Bad Haircuts 78 2305
80 Newscasterbation 40 2304
81 Type 2 Diabetes 38 2302
82 Honor Killings 56 2274
83 Ethnic Cleansing 40 2268
84 College 4 2248
85 Shitty Passengers 17 2222
86 Witch Alarmists 24 2221
87 Reefer Madness 49 2200
88 Not Enough Toilets 88 2188
89 Earthquakes 51 2186
90 Shitting After You Shower 80 2169
91 Cheating 67 2165
92 Daylight Saving Time 82 2161
93 Crying 1 2157
94 Not Enough Organ Donors 81 2124
95 Piss Driblets 64 2090
96 Chump Syndrome 43 2087
97 Pennies 25 2086
98 Lesser Minds 34 2065
99 Non-Porn Porn 36 2020
100 People Texting in Public Walkways 61 2001
101 Food Waste 91 1982
102 Detox Diets 34 1980
103 Meetings 23 1960
104 High School Prom 50 1950
105 "Not all blank" Knee-Jerks 79 1927
106 Infantilism 64 1926
107 Trans Fats / Partially Hydrogenated Oils 62 1925
108 Friend-Zoned Pussies 73 1922
109 Sony 32 1902
110 The Virginity Stigma 77 1877
111 The Plastic Bag Ban 2 1854
112 Bad Blowjobs 53 1846
113 Recently Enlightened People 41 1844
114 Webby Awards 8 1838
115 Filter Bubbles 85 1827
116 Affluenza 89 1806
117 People Who Can't Cook 68 1799
118 Losing Your Cell Phone 47 1787
119 Backseat Drivers 87 1766
120 Flat Tires 19 1756
121 Toddlers 68 1752
122 Psychics 53 1751
123 Hoverboard Hoaxes 65 1735
124 Paralysis 71 1730
125 Made In China 33 1713
126 Black Income Disparity 38 1696
127 Snapchats of Not Tits 23 1675
128 Vine Stars 46 1673
129 Buying Christmas Gifts 32 1661
130 Initiating a Conversation 62 1642
131 Human Robots 72 1637
132 Unappreciated Artists 90 1605
133 The Inability to Disconfirm 82 1592
134 Death 65 1585
135 Zealots 79 1584
136 Presenteeism 86 1569
137 Pregnancy 55 1556
138 Selfie Stick 59 1521
139 Fake Lawns 26 1494
140 The Movie Frozen 7 1481
141 Marriage 5 1479
142 Pathogenic Bacteria 74 1459
143 Global Warming 8 1450
144 Friend-Zone Opportunists 74 1441
145 Soy 57 1439
146 Hunting Cry Babies 64 1438
147 Superbugs 42 1435
148 Disney 87 1432
149 Gossip 51 1405
150 Indignant Drivers 9 1404
151 Helping Friends Move 63 1348
152 Slippery Slope Arguments 82 1339
153 Hyphenated Names 12 1332
154 Zombie Apocalypse Planners 76 1316
155 Confirmation Bias 92 1316
156 Ants 64 1313
157 Poly-Evangelists 69 1308
158 Hiccups 60 1305
159 Everyone Needs to Lose 20 Pounds 3 1297
160 Geriatric Action Heroes 83 1261
161 Spoiler Cry Babies 43 1260
162 Income Tax 48 1243
163 Star Wars Prequel Apologists 83 1241
164 Last Call 88 1217
165 Envy / Jealousy 85 1213
166 Concussions 85 1191
167 Sandy Hook Conspiracy Dipshits 86 1190
168 Tractors Pulling Out In Front Of You 55 1179
169 No One Teaches You How To Have Sex Good 91 1178
170 Human Driving Directions 81 1160
171 People Who Complain About Being Cold All The Time 54 1142
172 Home Schooling 84 1123
173 Babies 18 1121
174 Internet Addiction 92 1111
175 Automatic Hand Dryers 38 1110
176 Addiction 100 1106
177 Neil deGrasse Tyson 11 1076
178 Elf on the Shelf 84 1065
179 Shitting Your Pants 74 1053
180 Hotdog Truthers 42 1031
181 Flowers 51 1028
182 Hangovers 34 995
183 Street Art Abolitionists 87 988
184 Sleep Deprivation 95 979
185 Hay Fever 41 979
186 Prank Bros 97 976
187 Too Much Star Wars Merchandise 83 973
188 Mosquitoes 102 964
189 Automatic Sensors 53 959
190 Speech Recognition 55 945
191 Decision Fatigue 97 943
192 Armchair Economists 52 940
193 No Fun League 37 920
194 The War On Drugs 101 919
195 Spending Too Much On Christmas Gifts 85 916
196 First-Time Child Experts 50 907
197 Shit 66 905
198 Other People Shitting In Your Toilet Who Are Not You 40 878
199 The Travel Bug 37 877
200 Expensive Steak 4 860
201 The Death of Phone Calls 13 854
202 Humorless Stupid People 103 827
203 Mandatory Holiday Shifts 28 808
204 Facebook Video 99 792
205 The Whole Virgin-Birth Thing 32 791
206 Tipping 104 787
207 New Year's Resolutions 33 785
208 Not Enough Bartenders 8 782
209 Cowardly Perverts 77 775
210 Road Blockheads 98 770
211 The Resolution Race 7 766
212 Halloween Not Being Recognized as a National Holiday 76 758
213 Bureaucracy 104 742
214 Jury Duty 36 735
215 Haters 96 735
216 Slouching 94 714
217 Pizza Snobs 55 714
218 Burning Your Mouth On Hot Food 92 713
219 Emoji 15 690
220 Artificial Scarcity of Pretzel Buns 71 688
221 The End of Shows 107 645
222 People Who Don't Dress Up On Halloween 24 640
223 Attention Deficit Disorder Diagnosis 96 639
224 No Quality Singles 69 617
225 Man Buns 72 616
226 McDonald's 66 615
227 Poor Gym Etiquette 96 605
228 Murderers 98 604
229 Bathroom Attendants 41 591
230 Forest Fires 54 589
231 Free Water Cups 58 584
232 Asteroids 100 574
233 Banging Your Funny Bone 99 561
234 Acne 98 554
235 Helicopter Parents 102 553
236 Job Lynch Mobs 102 553
237 Bottled Water 95 510
238 Google Delegators 93 502
239 Being Black 93 500
240 Zombies 76 499
241 Celebrity Prom Requests 94 482
242 Superhero Obsession 81 466
243 Twitter 95 462
244 Ducking Autocorrect 101 439
245 Lady Thor 10 436
246 Women 100 435
247 Ugly Christmas Sweater Parties 32 435
248 Losing the Remote 87 434
249 Not Enough Razor Blades In Candy 24 400
250 Stoner Marketing 61 392
251 Long Emails 2 390
252 Bachelor Parties 51 388
253 Receipts 92 373
254 Adults Living With Their Parents 94 345
255 The Netflix "Are you still watching?" Button 56 344
256 The Texting Batter's Box 103 334
257 Lines 81 288
258 Guys Asking Other Guys About Their Dogs 1 287
259 The Golem Effect 101 276
260 The Pronoun "They" 43 275
261 People Who Don't Understand Social Cues 14 227
262 Fuckface Donald Trump 80 217
263 Anti-Cyclists 12 200
264 No Fumar 59 189
265 The Pope 73 185
266 Voicemail 103 183
267 Bits 97 180
268 Wine Snobs 14 166
269 Ham-fisted Video Game Stories 70 152
270 Goofy Lightsabers 30 145
271 Families 1 84
272 Post-Credit Scenes 104 82
273 Gourmet Dog Food 31 44
274 Overpriced Vintage Clothing 37 37
275 Bumper Stickers 95 18
276 Burlesque Dancers 27 0
277 Know-it-all Masseuses 11 -2
278 Monkeys 3 -20
279 Political Satire 99 -42
280 Undercooked Rice 29 -48
281 Sex With The Ex 39 -64
282 Overpopulation Alarmists 97 -71
283 Bicyclers 52 -130
284 Getting Too High 49 -138
285 Junk In The Trunk 98 -140
286 Maddox Gets No Credit 14 -140
287 People Who Talk About Their Dreams 89 -146
288 Nerd Culture 40 -149
289 People Who Complain About What Others Are Doing On Social Media 42 -176
290 Smart Phone Fact Finding Fuckheads 44 -178
291 The Washington Redskins Controversy 19 -179
292 Tinder 2 -226
293 Unfair Internet Bans 78 -257
294 The BBC 46 -271
295 Q-Tips 91 -282
296 The Female Orgasm 69 -290
297 Audiophiles 30 -352
298 Crickets 90 -380
299 Christmas Trees 84 -405
300 Cop Motorcycle Fairings 25 -414
301 People Who Turn Left 43 -434
302 Chatty Uber Drivers 23 -449
303 Wallets 93 -576
304 Haunts 76 -585
305 Kid Prison 44 -696
306 People Who Love To Sleep 40 -732
307 High Heels 56 -817
308 Dropbox / Cloud Storage 63 -855
309 Lottery Winners 88 -913
310 "Wash Me" 47 -951
311 Self-Checkout Lanes 8 -993
312 Changing Your Sheets 36 -1022
313 Spooning Victims 78 -1026
314 Catcalling 25 -1051
315 Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey 19 -1106
316 Table Nazis 5 -1135
317 Too Long Shorts 67 -1182
318 Condoms 6 -1186
319 Spiderwoman's Ass 15 -1363
320 Nut-hugging Android Fanboy Cheerleaders Who'd Rather Jerk Off Over Stats and Features in their Basement Than Talk To People in Real Life 21 -1436
321 Horses 60 -1574
322 Sharks 60 -1658
323 Having Sex In Weird Places 43 -1705
324 Love 39 -1745
325 Leaving Your Fly Open 9 -1767
326 Walking 82 -1963
327 Chaise Sofas 26 -2014
328 Shy People / Introverts 7 -2057
329 Dogs 4 -2098
330 Snakes 28 -2150
331 Indignant Co-hosts 10 -2292
332 America Sucks at Soccer 6 -2355
333 Jennifer Lawrence's Tits 17 -2524
334 French Bread 60 -2680
335 Guardians of the Galaxy 47 -2854
336 Satire 35 -3086
337 Libertarian Theory 75 -3314
338 Too Much Swearing 12 -3757
339 The Concept of a Home Owner's Association As The Perfect Representation of a Libertarian Government Which Dick Insists It's Not So Vote It Down 75 -3899
340 Maddox 1 -4155
341 Missing Your Fantasy Football Draft 16 -4257
342 Fries 11 -4721
343 Tesla 3 -5308

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