Episode 38 Transcript courtesy of Megan Pennock
| Ghostbusting the Patriarchy | 2618 |  |
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| Type 2 Diabetes | 2301 | |
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| Black Income Disparity | 1697 | |
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| Automatic Hand Dryers | 1111 | |
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| See All the Problems... | |||
If you haven’t listened to these episodes past the outro, you’re missing out–bro. we’ve been adding extra voicemail to the end of each episode. This time a fan, Tim Johns, sent in a “spicy erotic audio book” clip called “Changing the Sheets.” It’s an erotic adventure starring yours truly, Dick and a special Boisterous cameo.
Also, prepare to be bummed out with a real problem. You idiots got what you asked for. Dick has a great problem for wrong reasons (full disclosure: opinion just expressed is not necessarily that of Dick’s), and I make a strong case for why automatic hand dryers are a bigger problem than diabetes. That is, unless you don’t think going deaf and breathing gallons of bacteria into your lungs is a problem.
Sources:
CNN – Black and White inequality stats
CNN – The stat that made Sean do a double take
Restroomdirect – Hand dryer noise levels
Tork.com – Hand dryers increase bacteria-forming colonies on hands by up to 254% according to a University of Westminster study
Edit:
Here is Tim Johns’ erotic masterpiece “Changing The Sheets” without the commentary track.
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