Episode 45 Transcript courtesy of Laurie Foster
| Penis Injuries | 2764 |  |
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| Utah | 2631 | |
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| Mars One | 2534 | |
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| Loud Talkers | 2373 | |
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| See All the Problems... | |||
Love overbearing governments, nothing to do and anal? Utah might be for you. Plus, Dick breaks his penis and I eat a steak with a dash of barf.
Here’s that clip from Boiler Room I mentioned in this episode:
“We could use you at a two.”
And here’s the bingo game again if you want to play along while listening:
Update: The 3kHz hum has been fixed. It was filtered out and shoved up someone’s ass.
Here’s Greg Simon’s full song played this episode: “If He Could Turn Back Time: Dick vs Dick”
Sources:
Purdue Review – Defining Conservatism
Thrillist – Some of the crazy drinking laws in Utah
Harris Polls – Loud talkers ranks #2 on the list of annoyances
Medium – Mars One “Scam” and the full story
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